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Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

Three stages of life: 1. Birth, 2. What the fuck is this, 3. Death

Three stages of life: 1. Birth, 2. What the fuck is this, 3. Death

I know everything happens for a reason, but what the fuck?

I know everything happens for a reason, but what the fuck?

Pretty sure I’ve spent about a third of my life saying "What the fuck is wrong with people".

Pretty sure I’ve spent about a third of my life saying “What the fuck is wrong with people”.

Did you know that if you put you ear up to a stranger's leg you can hear them say: "What the fuck are you doing?"

Did you know that if you put you ear up to a stranger’s leg you can hear them say: “What the fuck are you doing?”

What the fuck are birds so excited about at 5am?

What the fuck are birds so excited about at 5am?

I say what the fuck needs to be said, not what you want to hear.

I say what the fuck needs to be said, not what you want to hear.

Every damn day I ask the same three questions. What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck was I thinking? Where the fuck is my drink?

Every damn day I ask the same three questions: What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck was I thinking? Where the fuck is my drink?

Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks “What the fuck are you doing?”

Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks “What the fuck are you doing?”

I wonder how many people think, “What the fuck?” after talking to me.

I wonder how many people think, “What the fuck?” after talking to me.