Wife

WIFE: I have blisters on my hands from the broom. HUSBAND: Next time take the car.

WIFE: I have blisters on my hands from the broom. HUSBAND: Next time take the car, silly.

WIFE: Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.

WIFE: Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.

Marriage is a workshop, where husband works and wife shops.

Marriage is a workshop, where husband works and wife shops.

Women won't date a guy that still lives with his mom, but will date a man that still lives with his wife.

Women won’t date a guy that still lives with his mom, but will date a man that still lives with his wife.

The longer you stay single, the more they fuck your future wife.

The longer you stay single, the more they fuck your future wife.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.

A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.

A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.