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I watch people and wonder how some of them found their way out of the birth canal.

I watch people and wonder how some of them found their way out of the birth canal.

I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves.

I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves.

Not only does my mind wonder... sometimes it walks off completely.

Not only does my mind wonder… sometimes it walks off completely.

I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me. Now I look around and wonder If I like them.

I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me. Now I look around and wonder If I like them.

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize... maybe I am.

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize… maybe I am.

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, "was I drunk the entire relationship?"

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, “was I drunk the entire relationship?”

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me.

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me.

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Need money for college. Need college for a job. Need a job for money. I wonder who was the mastermind behind this genius system. - Tom Hanks

Need money for college. Need college for a job. Need a job for money. I wonder who was the mastermind behind this genius system. – Tom Hanks

Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a strippers butt crack? I bet you’re wondering now. Have a nice day!

Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a strippers butt crack? I bet you’re wondering now. Have a nice day!

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say: "Hey look... that one is shaped like an idiot".

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say “Hey look… that one is shaped like an idiot”.

Sometimes I wonder why I don't have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people's mouths and I remember.

Sometimes I wonder why I don’t have many friends. Then I hear some of the stupid shit that comes out of people’s mouths and I remember.

Some people make me wonder… How do they fit all that stupid into one head?

Some people make me wonder… How do they fit all that stupid into one head?

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered… “who ties your shoelaces for you”?

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered… “who ties your shoelaces for you”?

I wonder how many people think, “What the fuck?” after talking to me.

I wonder how many people think, “What the fuck?” after talking to me.