Wonder

My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.

My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.

Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.

Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.

I watch people and wonder how some of them found their way out of the birth canal.

I watch people and wonder how some of them found their way out of the birth canal.

I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves.

I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves.

Not only does my mind wonder... sometimes it walks off completely.

Not only does my mind wonder… sometimes it walks off completely.

I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me. Now I look around and wonder If I like them.

I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me. Now I look around and wonder If I like them.

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize... maybe I am.

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I’m not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize… maybe I am.

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, "was I drunk the entire relationship?"

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, “was I drunk the entire relationship?”

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me.

I wonder if life smokes after it fucks me.

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.