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You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.

You call them swear words. I call them sentence enhancers.

Some people will never appreciate the word "FUCK". Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Some people will never appreciate the word “FUCK”. Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

If your coffee order is more than four words, you are part of the problem.

If your coffee order is more than four words, you are part of the problem.

BAR and BRA. Same letters, different words, but both keep men eagerly waiting till they open.

BAR and BRA. Same letters, different words, but both keep men eagerly waiting till they open.

I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do both.

I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do both.

I love sarcasm, it's like punching people in the face, but with words.

I love sarcasm, it’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

I can look directly at someone, nod when they’re talking, maybe even throw in a "yeah", and still not hear a single word they said.

I can look directly at someone, nod when they’re talking, maybe even throw in a “yeah”, and still not hear a single word they said.

If you don't like the word cunt, then don't act like a cunt, and you won't be called a cunt. Ya cunt.

If you don’t like the word cunt, then don’t act like a cunt, and you won’t be called a cunt. Ya cunt.

Is FUCKTASTROPHY a word? Because I feel it could be useful.

Is FUCKTASTROPHY a word? Because I feel it could be useful.

I've come to the point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

I’ve come to the point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.