Some people will never appreciate the word “FUCK”. Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.
If your coffee order is more than four words, you are part of the problem.
BAR and BRA. Same letters, different words, but both keep men eagerly waiting till they open.
I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do both.
I love sarcasm, it’s like punching people in the face, but with words.
I can look directly at someone, nod when they’re talking, maybe even throw in a “yeah”, and still not hear a single word they said.
If you don’t like the word cunt, then don’t act like a cunt, and you won’t be called a cunt. Ya cunt.
Is FUCKTASTROPHY a word? Because I feel it could be useful.
I’ve come to the point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
SHITASTROPHY: word used for massive mess ups, fucked up situations, and epic fails.
FUCK: The only fucking word that can be put every fuckingwhere and still make fucking sence.
IMMATURE: A word used by boring people to describe fun people.
Word of the day: EXHAUSTIPATED. Too tired to give a shit.
I’m confident my last words will be, “Are you fucking kidding me?”
The word of today is BULLSHIT. No need to spread the word, there is plenty of it going around!
I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word “premeditated” gets thrown around in the courtroom.
The path of inner peace begins with four words: NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM
Sometimes you just gotta stay silent cause no words can explain the shit that’s going on in your mind and heart.
I don’t apologize for the shit that comes out of my mouth because I mean every fucking word I say.
They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer “fuck off” to “go away”.