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There are two types of people in the world and I hate both of them.

There are two types of people in the world and I hate both of them.

If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.

If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.

Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exist in the world.

Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exist in the world.

I’m going to be real pissed off if I get my shit together and the world ends.

I’m going to be real pissed off if I get my shit together and the world ends.

You have to be a little crazy just to survive this crazy fucked up world.

You have to be a little crazy just to survive this crazy fucked up world.

Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.

Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.

Sometimes you just need to sit down, blast your favorite music, and not give a fuck about the world for a while.

Sometimes you just need to sit down, blast your favorite music, and not give a fuck about the world for a while.

Be nice, but not too nice. The world will FUCK YOU otherwise.

Be nice, but not too nice. The world will FUCK YOU otherwise.

There are two types of people in this world: People you want to drink with and people who make you want to drink.

There are two types of people in this world: People you want to drink with and people who make you want to drink.

The world will be a better place if you kick an asshole in the face.

The world will be a better place if you kick an asshole in the face.

In the Sixties people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it normal. - Damon Albarn

In the Sixties people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it normal. – Damon Albarn

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. - Charles Bukowsky

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. – Charles Bukowsky

If you want to change the world, do it while you're single. Once you're married, you can't even change the TV channel.

If you want to change the world, do it while you’re single. Once you’re married, you can’t even change the TV channel.

The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day. Every Fucking Day.

The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every day. Every Fucking Day.

The world would be a better place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some of them would choke on it.

The world would be a better place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some of them would choke on it.

Scientists say the world is made up of Photons, Neutrons, and Electrons. Hell, they forgot to mention Morons.

Scientists say the world is made up of Photons, Neutrons, and Electrons. Hell, they forgot to mention Morons.

People are the best show in the world. And you don’t even pay for the ticket. – Charles Bukowski

People are the best show in the world. And you don’t even pay for the ticket. – Charles Bukowski