I just found out there’s nothing wrong with me, it is the world that has issues.
Prove them wrong. Show them how much worse than what they think you actually are.
I don’t always do the wrong thing, but when I do, it’s the wrongiest of all the wrongs that ever wronged.
If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
Life hack: you can’t do anything wrong if you don’t do anything at all.
If nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong. – Dr. House
A lot of people have the wrong idea about me and I have no desire to clear shit up.
I never wish death upon anyone who wrongs me. I wish for sudden explosive diarrhea while stuck in traffic… with frequent sneezes.
If people don’t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you’re doing something wrong. – John Gierach
I have no problem admitting when I’m wrong. Like that one time I got married.