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I don’t always do the wrong thing, but when I do, it’s the wrongiest of all the wrongs that ever wronged.

I don’t always do the wrong thing, but when I do, it’s the wrongiest of all the wrongs that ever wronged.

If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.

If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.

Life hack: you can’t do anything wrong if you don’t do anything at all.

Life hack: you can’t do anything wrong if you don’t do anything at all.

If nobody hates you, you're doing something wrong. - Dr. House

If nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong. – Dr. House

A lot of people have the wrong idea about me and I have no desire to clear shit up.

A lot of people have the wrong idea about me and I have no desire to clear shit up.

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I never wish death upon anyone who wrongs me. I wish for sudden explosive diarrhea while stuck in traffic… with frequent sneezes.

If people don’t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you’re doing something wrong. — John Gierach

If people don’t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you’re doing something wrong. – John Gierach

I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. Like that one time I got married.

I have no problem admitting when I’m wrong. Like that one time I got married.

I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.

I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.

Don't bother paying a therapist. I'll tell you what's wrong with you for free.

Don’t bother paying a therapist. I’ll tell you what’s wrong with you for free.

OK, I was wrong, I apologize, UNFUCK YOU.

OK, I was wrong, I apologize, UNFUCK YOU.

Every damn day I ask the same three questions. What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck was I thinking? Where the fuck is my drink?

Every damn day I ask the same three questions: What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck was I thinking? Where the fuck is my drink?

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and you shut up, you’re married.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.