Rude, Sarcastic & Sometimes Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings, Remarks
Collection of rude, sarcastic, offensive, inappropriate, cynical, vulgar, demotivational… and sometimes funny quotes, thoughts, sayings, remarks from all over the Internet for those who hate inspirational-motivational quotes and sayings.
Have you ever felt annoyed by inspirational-motivational life coaching quotes and sayings? I personally hate them.
If you’re thinking like me, you’re bored to death with inspirational quotes and people who share them every day on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook… Every social media you can think of is flooded with inspirational quotes, which have nothing to do with reality.
Seeing them also on office walls can be especially annoying. Of course, let’s not say that trying to motivate people is bad, but sometimes acknowledging that “life is not a fairy tale and if you lose your shoe at midnight you’re drunk” can be more useful in life than motivational quotes.
That is why I am collecting rude, sarcastic, funny, vulgar, offensive, insulting, inappropriate, cynical, demotivational… quotes, thoughts, sayings and remarks from all over the Internet. They won’t inspire you but they’re funny to read and give sense of reality. All of us who keep it real and honest understand that life is rude, sarcastic, ridiculous and sometimes bloody hilarious, and instead of becoming bitter, we sometimes can just laugh about it.
So get in for a good dose of sarcasm and reality.
WARNING! Lots of swearing
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