RUSAFU - I Speak Fluent Sarcasm - Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts and Sayings

My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: “Well, that didn’t go as planned” – Darynda Jones

Funny Life Sarcastic

If someone hates you for no reason, take a moment to think it over, and then give that jerk a reason.

Attitude Funny Rude Sarcastic

Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated but there’s no cure for stupid.

Speaking my mind is easy… Speaking it tactfully not so much.

Attitude Sarcastic

Once you hit a certain age you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of shit.

Attitude Life Rude Sarcastic

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. – Emo Philips

Funny Life Sarcastic

If I was a bird, I know who I’d shit on.

Attitude Funny Offensive Rude Sarcastic

Men look at woman’s behind and go “wow! What an ass!” Woman look at man’s face and think the same.

Attitude Funny Inappropriate Rude Sarcastic

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Funny Inappropriate Insulting Rude Sarcastic

Sarcasm and orgasm…My two favorite “asms”.

Funny Sarcastic