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Normalize not liking people without conflict. It’s no beef, you're just not my vibe.

Normalize not liking…

Weak excuses build weak people. Own your shit. Fix it, and level the fuck up.

Weak excuses…

Been feeling a little moody and run down lately. So I looked up my symptoms. It’s adulthood. I have adulthood.

Been feeling…

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.

Love is…

I haven't seen you since that time I hoped I'd never see you again.

I haven’t seen you…

Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up. ― Barack Obama

Don’t underestimate…

I will not tolerate your bullshit but I wish you peace.

I will not tolerate…

I don’t really have a plan. I rely solely on caffeine and weirdness to get me through the day.

I don’t really have a plan…

I don’t want you standing too close to me when karma drops house on you.

I don’t want…

ALCOHOL! because sometimes the truth needs laxative.

ALCOHOL…