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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. ― Elle Boon

A dirty mind…

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me. - Jim Morrison

Being drunk…

Never trust anyone who spells gonorrhea right on the first try.

Never trust…

I will never fit in. That's one of my best qualities.

I will never fit in…

Love is a weird thing, like you just pick a human and you’re yes, I like this one, I’ll let this one ruin my life forever.

Love is a weird thing…

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. When life is a bitch beer is a must.

Ashes to ashes…

When things seem especially rough just ask yourself “did I just shit my pants today?” and if the answer is no, you’re doing alright.

When things seem…

I don’t always act my age, but when I do, I’m bored as fuck.

I don’t always act my age…

The difference between tequila and your opinion is I asked for tequila.

The difference…

Sometimes you just gotta get your fucking halo dirty.

Sometimes you just gotta…