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I'm guessing who first called it “common sense” didn't fucking know very many people.

I’m guessing who first…

I’m not on the crazy train, trains go fast. It’s more like a wagon. A long slow ride on the crazy wagon. - Darynda Jones

I’m not on the crazy train…

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering WTF happened.

Inside every older person…

Used to be rock around the clock. Now it’s limp around the block.

Used to be…

Being an adult is weird. I’m just unsupervised all the time. So unsafe.

Being an adult is weird…

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them, I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

Some people think…

I speak what is on my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.

I speak what is on my mind…

When people cut you down or talk behind your back, remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.

When people cut you down…

As an adult, I can literally do whatever I want to, but I always end up wanting just go to sleep.

As an adult…

I hate when people assume shit. Just ask me and I’ll fucking tell you.

I hate when people assume shit…