Quotes - Rusafu

Switch up your swear words. Keep them potent. Call someone a piece of fuck. Tell someone to go shit themselves. Keep the magic alive.

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me up.

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots. – Stephen Hawking

It’s hard to be a mature adult when you’re surrounded by assholes.

Seriously, some of you people need to go to church. I don’t want you in hell with me.

People keep mistaking my “WOW”s for compliments.

Instead of “single” as a marital status, I prefer “independently owned and operated”.

If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I’d be screwed.

Forgive and forget? Nah. Fuck you and fuck that.

All I want is the ability to do anything and the freedom to not do anything.