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I did it because I can. I can because I want to. I want to because you said I couldn't.

I did it…

I’m the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.

I’m the kind of crazy…

THEM: You pissed a lot of people off, what did you do? ME: Told the fucking truth.

THEM: You pissed a lot of people…

Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.

Sometimes you just have to…

I may be old but I got to see the world before it went to shit.

I may be old…

If your path demands you to walk through Hell, walk as if you own the place. - Darynda Jones

If your path demands…

One thing about me. I notice weird vibes, bad energy, and sneaky shit.

One thing about me…

Sometimes you got to be smart enough to play stupid.

Sometimes you got to be…

You constantly amaze me... but not in a good way.

You constantly amaze me…

My boss appointed me as his sexual adviser. He said “When I want your fucking advice I’ll ask for it”

My boss appointed me…