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Just so you know, nothing goes accidentally in your butt.

Just so you know…

You should wear a condom on your head. Because If you are going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one.

You should wear…

Oh, I don’t try to hide my weird. I like to wave it around. It scares off the boring people and it’s like a beacon for my fellows weirdos.

Oh, I don’t try to hide…

I often wonder if some people are assholes just by nature or if they strive hard to achieve that title.

I often wonder…

One man’s “damn she’s crazy” is another man’s “damn that dude was right”.

One man’s…

If you’re going to be an asshole be an awesome asshole, because nobody likes a shitty asshole.

If you’re going to be…

I just wanna say to anybody I ever did wrong... fuck you, you did something to me first.

I just wanna say…

It costs $0.00 to cut you off and I love free shit.

It costs $0.00…

No matter how good of a person you are, you're the asshole in someone’s story.

No matter how good…

Be careful who you fuck over. Some of us fuck back.

Be careful…