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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you have been humble long enough. Start acting a god damn fool.

I don’t know who needs…

If you’re going to act like a turd go lay in the yard.

If you’re going to act…

I try to act nonchalant, but underneath I’m chalant as fuck.

I try to act nonchalant…

You were the first sperm to the egg. You were born a winner. Fucking act like it.

You were the first…

You should wear a condom on your head. Because If you are going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one.

You should wear…

You never realize how weird you are until you have a kid, who acts just like you.

You never realize…

Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

Act my age?…

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

We never really grow up…

People say I act like I don't give a fuck. Motherfuckers... I'm not acting.

People say…

Don't act like you never waddled across the house to get a new roll of toilet paper with your pants around your ankles.

Don’t act…