Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.
Don’t act like you never waddled across the house to get a new roll of toilet paper with your pants around your ankles.
I was taught to think before I act, so if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured, I’ve thought about it, and am confident in my decision.
Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before you give up try. Before you take a shit, make sure there is toilet paper.