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I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying, “I am a vet, therefore I drive like an animal”. Suddenly I realised how many gynecologists there are on the road.

I saw a car…

I’m not sure what my spirit animal is, but I’m confident it has rabies.

I’m not sure what my spirit animal is…

My spirit animal would fucking eat yours.

My spirit animal…

The more I get to know certain people... The more I realize why Noah only let animals board the ark.

The more I get to know…

The most dangerous animal in the world is a smiling woman sitting in silence.

The most dangerous animal…