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I want to be nice but people annoy the ever living shit out of me.

I want to be nice…

Don't take it personally, I annoy everyone.

Don’t take it personally…

I have reached the age where I am between “pretty much everything annoys me” and “I don’t give a shit”.

I have reached the age…

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen

I like long walks…

Marriage is finding that special someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Marriage is…