Annoy

I think I was put on this earth to please a few, entertain some, and annoy the shit out of the rest.

I think I was put on this earth…

When I die, mix my ashes with glitter so I can continue annoying the fuck out of everybody.

When I die…

I’m actually really nice, until you annoy me.

I’m actually really nice…

I want to be nice but people annoy the ever living shit out of me.

I want to be nice…

Don't take it personally, I annoy everyone.

Don’t take it personally…

I have reached the age where I am between “pretty much everything annoys me” and “I don’t give a shit”.

I have reached the age…

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen

I like long walks…

Marriage is finding that special someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Marriage is…