Answer

Before you ask me anything... ask yourself, if you really want to hear my answer.

Before you ask me anything…

I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for answers.

I spend a lot of time…

I confess, I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I confess…

Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.

Alcohol may not be the answer…

The short answer is NO. The long answer is OH FUCK NO.

The short answer is NO…