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I can never just go for a drink or two. Always leads to 3 bottles of wine, an argument, an injury and 4 people I can’t look in the eye again.

I can never just go for a drink..

My mouth gets real reckless during arguments, that’s why I’d rather just not deal with stupid people who push my buttons.

My mouth…

The only person who listens to both sides of an argument is the next door neighbor.

The only person…