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I'm gonna say what I want until someone beats my ass. Then I'm gonna say what I want with a black eye.

I’m gonna say…

They say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say "If you can’t beat them, get a bigger stick".

They say…

Life should be like hockey. When someone pisses you off you just beat the shit out of them then sit in a penalty box for 5 minutes.

Life should be…