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Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like watching porn on the radio.

Drinking non-alcoholic beer…

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. When life is a bitch beer is a must.

Ashes to ashes…

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Steven Wright

24 hours in a day…

How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.

How to win…

The only BS I need in my life is BEER and SEX.

The only BS…

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

Some people handle stress…

Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on see-saw…

Funny how…