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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? – Steven Wright
How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.
The only BS I need in my life is BEER and SEX.
Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.
Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on see-saw…