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Can’t believe they let just anyone make babies but you gotta have a license to fish.

Can’t believe…

Believe in the version of you that doesn't give a fuck.

Believe…

Whatever you hear about me please believe it. I no longer have the time to explain myself. You can also add some if you want.

Whatever you hear about me…

What leads you to believe I don’t like you I don’t but I wanna know what gave it anyway.

What leads you to believe…

Just because I appear to believe your bullshit, doesn't mean I’m just stupid as you think I am. I’m just laughing inside and waiting to see what else you come up with.

Just because I appear…

If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.

If you were able to believe…

Them: I heard about you. Me: Believe all that shit.

Them: I heard about you…

I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it. - Scott Adams

I believe in karma…

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

I believe in you…

When a person with a mullet tells me they don’t give a fuck, I 100% believe them.

When a person with a mullet…