Believe

What leads you to believe I don’t like you I don’t but I wanna know what gave it anyway.

What leads you to believe…

Just because I appear to believe your bullshit, doesn't mean I’m just stupid as you think I am. I’m just laughing inside and waiting to see what else you come up with.

Just because I appear…

If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.

If you were able to believe…

Them: I heard about you. Me: Believe all that shit.

Them: I heard about you…

I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it. - Scott Adams

I believe in karma…

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

I believe in you…

When a person with a mullet tells me they don’t give a fuck, I 100% believe them.

When a person with a mullet…

Everyone should believe in something. I believe you should go fuck yourself.

Everyone should believe…

If you never believe in anything, you’ll never be disappointed.

If you never believe…

Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen. It’ll make the surprise that much bigger when life inevitably fucks you over.

Always believe…