When a person with a mullet tells me they don’t give a fuck, I 100% believe them.
Everyone should believe in something. I believe you should go fuck yourself.
If you never believe in anything, you’ll never be disappointed.
Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen. It’ll make the surprise that much bigger when life inevitably fucks you over.
Always believe that something wonderful will probably never happen.
When people treat you like they don’t care, believe them.
In my heart I believe that the majority of people are good but holy shit the bad ones are very loud and very annoying.
I believe in fuck off at first site.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1. You believe in Santa Claus, 2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus, 3. You are Santa Claus, 4. You look like Santa Claus
Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure. – George Carlin
