Believe

I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it. - Scott Adams

I believe in karma…

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

I believe in you…

When a person with a mullet tells me they don’t give a fuck, I 100% believe them.

When a person with a mullet…

Everyone should believe in something. I believe you should go fuck yourself.

Everyone should believe…

If you never believe in anything, you’ll never be disappointed.

If you never believe…

Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen. It’ll make the surprise that much bigger when life inevitably fucks you over.

Always believe…

Always believe that something wonderful will probably never happen.

Always believe…

When people treat you like they don’t care, believe them.

When people treat you…

In my heart I believe that the majority of people are good but holy shit the bad ones are very loud and very annoying.

In my heart…

I believe in fuck off at first site.

I believe…