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The best way to lose weight is to only eat inspirational quotes.

The best way to lose weight…

You’ll be sad for a while, then you’ll stop giving a fuck. And it will be the best feeling ever.

You’ll be sad for a while…

If you can’t handle me at my WORST unfortunately that’s also my BEST.

If you can’t handle me…

I really do try to see the best in people. But seriously, some of you fuckers are making it so damn hard.

I really do try…

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you’re in prison.

Surprise sex…