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I don't want to brag or anything, but I'm way more inappropriate in real life.

I don’t want to brag…

Not to brag, but I was alive when you could slam the phone down to hang up on someone. It was spectacular.

Not to brag…

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Not to brag…

For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.

For all the women…