Butt

What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together we can stop that shit.

I like my big butt. It gives people I don’t like plenty of places to kiss.

Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a strippers butt crack? I bet you’re wondering now. Have a nice day!

How do you sleep knowing people don’t like you? ME: Butt ass naked with the fun on high.

Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. – Larry the Cable Guy

Taking your ex back is like trying to put poop back in your butt.