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What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together we can stop that shit.

What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together we can stop that shit.

I like my big butt. It gives people I don't like plenty of places to kiss.

I like my big butt. It gives people I don’t like plenty of places to kiss.

Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a strippers butt crack? I bet you’re wondering now. Have a nice day!

Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a strippers butt crack? I bet you’re wondering now. Have a nice day!

How do you sleep knowing people don't like you? ME: Butt ass naked with the fun on high.

How do you sleep knowing people don’t like you? ME: Butt ass naked with the fun on high.

Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. – Larry the Cable Guy

Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. – Larry the Cable Guy

Taking your ex back is like trying to put poop back in your butt.

Taking your ex back is like trying to put poop back in your butt.