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Sometimes you just have to roll down your car window and bark at people... Just to see what they do.

Sometimes you just have…

Me yelling at squirrel to get out of the road so it’s not squished by a car is probably the same feeling my guardian angel has watching me live my life.

Me yelling…

I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying, “I am a vet, therefore I drive like an animal”. Suddenly I realised how many gynecologists there are on the road.

I saw a car…

If my body was a car I would trade it for a newer model. Cause every time I cough or sneeze, my radiator leeks and and my exhaust backfires.

If my body was a car…

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car.

Making fun of someone…