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I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying, “I am a vet, therefore I drive like an animal”. Suddenly I realised how many gynecologists there are on the road.

I saw a car…

If my body was a car I would trade it for a newer model. Cause every time I cough or sneeze, my radiator leeks and and my exhaust backfires.

If my body was a car…

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car.

Making fun of someone…