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Chance

I’ve got a better chance finding a unicorn than I do of going through a whole day without dealing with some fucktard.

I’ve got a better chance…

There’s a 50% chance you won’t like me. There’s a 100% chance I won’t change because of it.

There’s a 50% chance…

Chances are if it’s tasteless and inappropriate I will think it’s totally hilarious.

Chances are…

Looking like shit increases the chance of seeing someone you know at the shops by 90%.

Looking like shit…

Every morning is another chance to have a less awful day.

Every morning…

Giving someone toxic a second chance is like reheating McDonalds.

Giving someone toxic…

Tomorrow's a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.

Tomorrow’s a new day…