Chance

Chances are if it’s tasteless and inappropriate I will think it’s totally hilarious.

Chances are…

Looking like shit increases the chance of seeing someone you know at the shops by 90%.

Looking like shit…

Every morning is another chance to have a less awful day.

Every morning…

Giving someone toxic a second chance is like reheating McDonalds.

Giving someone toxic…

Tomorrow's a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.

Tomorrow’s a new day…