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I am me. I don’t pretend to be like everyone else. I don’t want to be like everyone else. And I will not change who I am just to fit in.

I am me…

Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept those that I cannot.

Give me coffee…

There’s a 50% chance you won’t like me. There’s a 100% chance I won’t change because of it.

There’s a 50% chance…

You shouldn't have to change yourself for anyone. The right person will love you for the cunt you are.

You shouldn’t…

At the end of the day life should ask us: “Do you want to save the changes?”

At the end of the day…

Nah, I didn’t "change"... I just realized some shit.

Nah, I didn’t “change”…

4 things to quit right now: 1. Trying to please everyone, 2. Fearing a change, 3. Living in the past, 4. Giving fucks.

4 things…

Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better. Those people are called BARTENDERS.

Sometimes you run into…

If you want to change the world, do it while you're single. Once you're married, you can't even change the TV channel.

If you want to change…

I changed my horn to gunshot sounds. Now people move out of the way much faster.

I changed my horn…