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Sarcasm and attitude so much cheaper than therapy and bail money.

Sarcasm and attitude…

Therapy helps but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper.

Therapy helps…

I tried to put myself in your shoes but they were cheap and ugly, just like you.

I tried to put myself…

You’re only as cheap as your most recent inspirational quote.

You’re only as cheap…

For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.

For all the women…