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If someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, "haven't decided yet"

If someone points…

If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex.

If her bra…

Sex is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.

Sex is like math…