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Don’t ever piss off a short girl. They are like cute, adorable tiny ninjas of death, who are at the perfect height to punch you in the balls. Shirt girls are badass!

Don’t ever piss off…

So you’re telling me when a baby crawls across the floor for its bottle it’s cute... but when I do it, I need an intervention.

So you’re telling…

Short girls look so sweet and cute until you piss them off, then they are like a chipmunk with rabies.

Short girls…

It’s cute how the say “missed calls” instead of "avoided calls".

It’s cute…

A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say its cute. If I do it, I'm an alcoholic.

A baby can…