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Damn

If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.

If it looks like…

Oh my lifestyle offends you? Go hold your breath until I give a damn.

Oh my lifestyle offends you?…

Why is life testing me so hard lately? I mean I will survive but damn give me a fucking break.

Why is life testing me…

Dr's say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice: Drink 8 glasses of wine a day an you won't give a damn how old you look.

Dr’s say…

I’ve lost my ability to give a damn. If found, no need to return it. Go ahead and keep it and see if it works for you.

I’ve lost my ability…