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Defence

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. - Steve Landesberg

Honesty…

People often call me an asshole. In my defence, I'm only an asshole to assholes that deserve an asshole to be an asshole to.

People often call me an asshole…

Sarcasm is a body’s natural defence against stupidity.

Sarcasm…