Diarrhea

Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea.

Have you noticed that the people with verbal diarrhea are often the people with crap for brains?

I never wish death upon anyone who wrongs me. I wish for sudden explosive diarrhea while stuck in traffic… with frequent sneezes.

I have come to realize that “diarrhea of the mouth” is a direct side effect of “shit-for-brains”. Some should seek medical attention immediately.

People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a when you are having diarrhea is better.

Life is like diarrhea. No matter how hard you try and stop it, the shit just keeps coming.