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Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea.
Have you noticed that the people with verbal diarrhea are often the people with crap for brains?
I never wish death upon anyone who wrongs me. I wish for sudden explosive diarrhea while stuck in traffic… with frequent sneezes.
I have come to realize that “diarrhea of the mouth” is a direct side effect of “shit-for-brains”. Some should seek medical attention immediately.
People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a when you are having diarrhea is better.
Life is like diarrhea. No matter how hard you try and stop it, the shit just keeps coming.