Die

Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn’t get laid, a unicorn dies.

Every time a woman shaves…

Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that’s your ghost outfit forever. - Nitya Prakash

Every time you get dressed…

Forgive and forget? How about fuck off and die?

Forgive and forget…

When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.

When work feels overwhelming…

School for 12 years, college for 4 years and work until I die. Great!

School for 12 years…

You weren't born to just pay bills and die.

You weren’t born…

If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise, and drink plenty of water, you’ll die anyway.

If you eat well…

Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are.

Can you die from constipation?…