Die

When I die, mix my ashes with glitter so I can continue annoying the fuck out of everybody.

When I die…

They say the good die young. Lucky for me I’m an asshole.

They say the good die young…

When you die peple cry and beg for you to come back. But when you do there’s the running and screaming.

When you die peple cry…

Every time a woman shaves her legs and doesn’t get laid, a unicorn dies.

Every time a woman shaves…

Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that’s your ghost outfit forever. - Nitya Prakash

Every time you get dressed…

Forgive and forget? How about fuck off and die?

Forgive and forget…

When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.

When work feels overwhelming…

School for 12 years, college for 4 years and work until I die. Great!

School for 12 years…

Never piss off someone who bleeds for 5 days every month and doesn’t die.

Never piss off…

You weren't born to just pay bills and die.

You weren’t born…