Dog

Don't think you're sexy just cause you got boobs. My dog has 8.

Don’t think you’re sexy…

Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.

Learn a lesson…

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away.

Handle every stressful situation…

A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal. – Winston Churchill

A cat looks down…