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Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

Being an adult…

I hate when people tell me to be myself then get offended when I tell them how fucking dumb I think they are.

I hate when people tell…

The tragedy is that dumb people are too dumb to know that they are dumb people.

The tragedy is…

My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass. - Samuel L. Jackson

My ass may be dumb…

Everything is bad and everyone is dumb.

Everything is bad…

I end a lot of my sentences with "just saying" because ending the sentence with "dumb ass" would probably be considered offensive.

I end a lot of my sentences…

Once you know what's up, be smart and play dumb.

Once you know…

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you’re going to be an ass…

I don’t know if social media has ever made the lame to walk, but it has beyond doubt enabled the dumb to talk.

I don’t know if social media…

Forget about the zombie apocalypse, it’s never gonna happen. Worry about the dumbass apocalypse, it’s already upon ass.

Forget about…