I hate when people tell me to be myself then get offended when I tell them how fucking dumb I think they are.
I end a lot of my sentences with “just saying” because ending the sentence with “dumb ass” would probably be considered offensive.
I don’t know if social media has ever made the lame to walk, but it has beyond doubt enabled the dumb to talk.
Forget about the zombie apocalypse, it’s never gonna happen. Worry about the dumbass apocalypse, it’s already upon ass.