Dumb

My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass. – Samuel L. Jackson

Everything is bad and everyone is dumb.

I end a lot of my sentences with “just saying” because ending the sentence with “dumb ass” would probably be considered offensive.

Once you know what’s up, be smart and play dumb.

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

I don’t know if social media has ever made the lame to walk, but it has beyond doubt enabled the dumb to talk.

Forget about the zombie apocalypse, it’s never gonna happen. Worry about the dumbass apocalypse, it’s already upon ass.

In alcohol’s defence I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.