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It’s hard to be a positive person when I’m surrounded by dumb motherfuckers.

It’s hard to be…

If I paid any attention to all the dumb shit people said about me, I’d be just as miserable and sad as them.

If I paid any attention…

I’m smart enough to know that I make a lot of dumb decisions.

I’m smart enough…

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

Being an adult…

I hate when people tell me to be myself then get offended when I tell them how fucking dumb I think they are.

I hate when people tell…

The tragedy is that dumb people are too dumb to know that they are dumb people.

The tragedy is…

My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass. - Samuel L. Jackson

My ass may be dumb…

Everything is bad and everyone is dumb.

Everything is bad…

I end a lot of my sentences with "just saying" because ending the sentence with "dumb ass" would probably be considered offensive.

I end a lot of my sentences…

Once you know what's up, be smart and play dumb.

Once you know…