Dumb

I hate when people tell me to be myself then get offended when I tell them how fucking dumb I think they are.

I hate when people tell…

The tragedy is that dumb people are too dumb to know that they are dumb people.

The tragedy is…

My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass. - Samuel L. Jackson

My ass may be dumb…

Everything is bad and everyone is dumb.

Everything is bad…

I end a lot of my sentences with "just saying" because ending the sentence with "dumb ass" would probably be considered offensive.

I end a lot of my sentences…

Once you know what's up, be smart and play dumb.

Once you know…

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you’re going to be an ass…

I don’t know if social media has ever made the lame to walk, but it has beyond doubt enabled the dumb to talk.

I don’t know if social media…

Forget about the zombie apocalypse, it’s never gonna happen. Worry about the dumbass apocalypse, it’s already upon ass.

Forget about…

In alcohol’s defence I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.

In alcohol’s defence…