Dumbass

Some people didn’t fall from the stupid tree. They were dragged through the entire dumbass forest.

Some people…

My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass. - Samuel L. Jackson

My ass may be dumb…

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn’t look good in prison stripes and just smile at the dumbass and walk away.

Sometimes you just have to…

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you’re going to be an ass…

Forget about the zombie apocalypse, it’s never gonna happen. Worry about the dumbass apocalypse, it’s already upon ass.

Forget about…

Do you ever meet someone and think dumbass, then listen to them and think bloody fucking dumbass?

Do you ever meet someone…