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I'm exhausted by how stupid everyone is getting.

I’m exhausted…

Everyone needs a friend who they probably shouldn't be allowed to sit next to at a serious function.

Everyone needs a friend…

I am me. I don’t pretend to be like everyone else. I don’t want to be like everyone else. And I will not change who I am just to fit in.

I am me…

Confidence isn't thinking you’are better than everyone else, it’s realizing you have no fucking reason to compare yourself to anyone else.

Confidence…

Everyone has that one friend that can turn every conversation into something dirty. I’m usually that friend.

Everyone has…

Everyone’s a little crazy. It’s just some of us aren’t afraid to take it out, put a leash on it and take it for a walk in publick.

Everyone’s a little crazy…

Everyone is a sneaker motherfucker these days.

Everyone is…

We should have a national quiet day where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours.

We should have…

Don't take it personally, I annoy everyone.

Don’t take it personally…

Oh, everyone likes you? That’s because you’re fake as fuck.

Oh, everyone likes you?…