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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

I get enough exercise…

Next time you're feeling down remember life is all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads two books a week yet every day he complains about how much he hates prison.

Next time you’re feeling…

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love getting drunk and eating everything.

I wish I loved exercise…

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

I get most of my exercise…

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Whenever I feel…

Do you exercise? I run my mouth a lot.

“Do you exercise?”…

If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise, and drink plenty of water, you’ll die anyway.

If you eat well…