Exercise

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love getting drunk and eating everything.

I wish I loved exercise…

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

I get most of my exercise…

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Whenever I feel…

Do you exercise? I run my mouth a lot.

“Do you exercise?”…

If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise, and drink plenty of water, you’ll die anyway.

If you eat well…