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I wish pets lived longer, life wasn't so expensive, cake didn't make you fat and people weren't idiots.

I wish pets lived longer…

Being alive is so fucking expensive!

Being alive…

Why is being alive so expensive. I’m not even having a good time.

Why is being alive so expensive…

Relationships are like fine wine. They're expensive and eventually you just end up with a headache.

Relationships…

"Are you free tomorrow?" "No, I'm expensive."

“Are you free…