Family

Sometimes the black ship of the family is the only one who has the balls to tell the truth.

FAMILY VACATION: A time for you to remember why your family never spends any time together.

I like the type of people whose sense of humor may be described as “inappropriate” with the chance of ruining family dinner.

My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity… I said nope, we all seem to enjoy it.

Every family has one weird relative. If you don’t know who it is, then it’s probably you.