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I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.

When people suck the life out of you, wouldn’t it be nice if they took some fat too?

When people suck the life out of you, wouldn’t it be nice if they took some fat too?

Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.

Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.