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No matter how stupid you feel remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn’t her grandmother.

No matter how stupid…

Getting old sucks. I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I feel more like a bounced check.

Getting old sucks…

I either keep it all inside, or say exactly how I feel with no filter. There is no in between.

I either keep it…

Go outside. You feel that? That’s how cold I can play. Don’t play with me.

Go outside…

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.

My life feels…

It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them. Police call it indecent exposure, but whatever.

It only takes a second…

I always say what I feel... But I’m bipolar, so I feel a lot... Like... I love you, but you’re a cunt bag twatwaffle, so I hate you, but I hope you’re good. Now fuck off.

I always say what I feel…

You either say how you feel and fuck it up or say nothing and let it fuck you up instead.

You either say…

Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel, because you can be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Don’t wait…

Don't wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel. Tell them to fuck off today.

Don’t wait…