Forgiveness

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realising the other person was born an idiot.

Sometimes the first step…

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is just a fucking twat waffle and isn't worth your time.

Sometimes the first step…

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. – Emo Philips

I asked God for a bike…