Give a Fuck

Remember, if you have an issue with me I will never give a flying fuck. My life, my rules. Can’t handle it? Fuck the fuck off.

Remember…

Giving a fuck doesn't really go with my outfit.

Giving a fuck…

The less you give a fuck, the happier you'll be.

The less you give a fuck…

The key to happiness is to stop giving a fuck.

The key to happiness…

Your first mistake is thinking people really give a fuck about you. Your second mistake is giving fuck about them.

Your first mistake…

Not giving a fuck is better than revenge.

Not giving a fuck…

If I ever give a flying fuck, it'll be because it's sex position.

If I ever give a flying fuck…

A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone. If I feel that you earned it, I will give a fuck.

A fuck must be earned…

My “give a fuck” is still broken but my “go fuck yourself” is fully functional.

My “give a fuck”…

Sometimes when you give a fuck, that fuck fucks you up.

Sometimes when you give a fuck…