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Give a Shit

Just fucking own it. And if people don't like it, well who gives a shit.

Just fucking own it…

I just farted. That’s as close to a giving a shit as you going to get.

I just farted…

I actually gave a shit earlier. You missed it.

I actually gave a shit earlier…

Let’s pretend I give a shit and leave it at that.

Let’s pretend…

I googled “Who gives a shit?” My name wasn’t in the search results.

I googled…

The universe doesn’t give a shit about you.

The universe doesn’t give a shit…

I googled ‘Who gives a shit?’ My name wasn’t in a search result.

I googled…

I think I’m emotionally constipated, I have not given a shit in days.

I think I’m…

If you have a problem with me, get over it. You'll make yourself miserable waiting for me to give a fuck.

If you have a problem…

Word of the day: EXHAUSTIPATED. Too tired to give a shit.

Word of the day…