Give a Shit

I actually gave a shit earlier. You missed it.

Let’s pretend I give a shit and leave it at that.

I googled “Who gives a shit?” My name wasn’t in the search results.

The universe doesn’t give a shit about you.

I googled ‘Who gives a shit?’ My name wasn’t in a search result.

I think I’m emotionally constipated, I have not given a shit in days.

If you have a problem with me, get over it. You’ll make yourself miserable waiting for me to give a fuck.

Word of the day: EXHAUSTIPATED. Too tired to give a shit.