Glass

I’m a cynical optimist. The glass is half full of... shit.

I’m a cynical optimist…

I don’t care whether the glass is half empty or half full. What matters is that it’s refillable.

I don’t care…

The glass can be half empty or half full as long as there’s whiskey in it.

The glass can be…

If you see your glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass and stop bitching.

If you see your glass as half empty…