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I do try to be a good person. But then someone pulls out in front of me doing ten below the speed limit and I just have to try again tomorrow.

I do try to be a good person. But then someone pulls out in front of me doing the below the speed limit and I just have to try again tomorrow.

The good news is I’m pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I’m pretty much who I say I am.

The good news is I’m pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I’m pretty much who I say I am.

If you can go days without talking to me, go a couple more. I'm good.

If you can go days without talking to me, go a couple more. I’m good.

It is what it is. And it’s not good.

It is what it is. And it’s not good.

I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

There’s a “hell” in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe,"over" in lover, "end" in friend, and “if” in life.

There’s a “hell” in hello, “good” in goodbye, “lie” in believe,”over” in lover, “end” in friend, and “if” in life.

The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is that good girls are very selective who they're bad with.

The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is that good girls are very selective who they’re bad with.

I tried to be good... Turns out I get bored easily.

I tried to be good… Turns out I get bored easily.

Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.

Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.

I’m not good at push ups, pull ups and sit ups. I’m pretty good at fuck ups though.

I’m not good at push ups, pull ups and sit ups. I’m pretty good at fuck ups though.