Good

I do try to be a good person. But then someone pulls out in front of me doing the below the speed limit and I just have to try again tomorrow.

The good news is I’m pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I’m pretty much who I say I am.

If you can go days without talking to me, go a couple more. I’m good.

It is what it is. And it’s not good.

I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

There’s a “hell” in hello, “good” in goodbye, “lie” in believe,”over” in lover, “end” in friend, and “if” in life.

The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is that good girls are very selective who they’re bad with.

I tried to be good… Turns out I get bored easily.

Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.

I’m not good at push ups, pull ups and sit ups. I’m pretty good at fuck ups though.