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Never miss a good chance to shut up. - Will Rogers

Never miss…

If I ask you how you’re doing, please just say “good” and move on. Don’t start telling me shit.

If I ask you…

A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “Damn... We’re fucked up”.

A good friend…

They say the good die young. Lucky for me I’m an asshole.

They say the good die young…

You constantly amaze me... but not in a good way.

You constantly amaze me…

Don’t just seize the day. Lay the day over your lap and give it a good spanking.

Don’t just seize the day…

Some people say I’m crazy. If that’s true, do you really think fucking with me is a good idea?

Some people say…

Sorry I’m not really good at acting like I care.

Sorry…

The key to a good life is not giving a fuck about more; it’s giving a fuck about less, giving a fuck about only what is true and immediate and important. - Mark Manson

The key to a good life…

Be good to those who are good to you and fuck to rest of them.

Be good to those…