Guy

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are you have small boobs.

Women won’t date a guy that still lives with his mom, but will date a man that still lives with his wife.

I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave.

Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.