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Girls mature faster than guys because men don’t usually develop breasts until their mid 40's.

Girls mature faster…

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are you have small boobs.

If a guy remembers…

Women won't date a guy that still lives with his mom, but will date a man that still lives with his wife.

Women won’t date…

I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave.

I bet the first guy…

Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.

Every guy thinks…