Hangover

A hangover is just your body reminding you that you’re an idiot.

A hangover is…

Behind every hangover, there's a promise of never drinking again.

Behind every hangover…

I wish hangovers and orgasms can switch durations.

I wish…

We can put a man on the moon but we still haven’t figured out how to actually prevent a hangover. Priorities, people...come on.

We can put a man on the moon…

Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever.

Hangovers are temporary…