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I don’t care if you see me on my porch, if I say I’m not home, I’m not home.

I don’t care…

I like to whisper romantic shit after sex like “hey... go home”.

I like to whisper…

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Home is…

People say “go big or go home”, as if going home were a bad thing. Hell yeah I wanna go home. And I’m gonna take a nap when I get there.

People say “go big…

The older you get the more you appreciate being at home not doing a fucking thing.

The older you get…