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Fuck you and the horse you rode in on! No wait, the horse is cool. Just fuck you.

Fuck you…

I’ve often wondered what people have against the horse I rode in on.

I’ve often wondered…

If you didn't hear it from the horse’s mouth, stop listening to the ass who told you.

If you didn’t hear it…

If you look close enough, that high horse people like to ride on is actually a donkey.

If you look close enough…

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction.

Never approach a bull…