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Husbands are the best people to share secrets with. They’ll never tell anyone, because they aren’t even listening.

Husbands are the best people to share secrets with. They’ll never tell anyone, because they aren’t even listening.

WIFE: I have blisters on my hands from the broom. HUSBAND: Next time take the car.

WIFE: I have blisters on my hands from the broom. HUSBAND: Next time take the car, silly.

Marriage is a workshop, where husband works and wife shops.

Marriage is a workshop, where husband works and wife shops.

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.