Husband

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

A husband is someone…

Happy wife, happy life. Happy husband, suspicious wife.

Happy wife…

Husband hack: Next time you’re in a fight with your wife, start undressing. She will instantly have a headache and fall asleep.

Husband hack…

Husbands are the best people to share secrets with. They’ll never tell anyone, because they aren’t even listening.

Husbands…

WIFE: I have blisters on my hands from the broom. HUSBAND: Next time take the car.

WIFE…

Marriage is a workshop, where husband works and wife shops.

Marriage is a workshop…

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

Condoms…