I Wish

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love getting drunk and eating everything.

I wish I loved exercise…

I wish people would ask me if I give a fuck before they started talking to me.

I wish people would ask…

I wish everyone would just tell each other, "It’s ok. I don't know what I'm fucking doing either".

I wish…

I wish running from my problems would burn calories.

I wish…

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.

I wish…